Spanky Goes To War

With a little help from Plot-o-matic , I think I've found my new calling - I'm gonna write movies! Thanks to Lee for pointing the way.

Spanky Goes To War
an original screenplay concept
by sxKitten

Period Piece: A kind hearted prostitute teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to save the earth from aliens. In the process they deflower four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they blow up 23 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.

Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meets Lord of the Rings.

And if movies don't do it for you, there's always Porn-o-matic