Words of Wisdom

As I was leaving the daycare this morning, MonkeyBoy came running up to me calling, "I have to tell you one fing, Mom!" It's a pretty standard stalling tactic - he either has one fing to tell me, or one fing to ask me, especially at bedtime. But today, he gave me some advice that I will try to live by - and I recommend that all of you do the same. Your lives will be better for it:

"Don't let any bad guys catch you today. Or feed you to their pets."