At work, we relocated our Toronto office, and I spent a fair amount of time over the past 2 weeks sending out notices to customers. All was good. Then someone decided we needed to send a special, personalized letter to all of our Accounts Payable contacts, with instructions to contact our customer service manager with any questions, and a 1-800 number to do so. I was given the letter and asked to coordinate getting it out to 1500 customers. Then, on Friday, someone decided we should fax the same letter to the same 1500 accounts. So I took care of that, too.

I came in today to find a note on my desk letting me know that the letter (which, thank whatever gods there are, I did not write) contained the wrong 1-800 number. Apparently we asked our customers to call an escort service instead.