Overheard at Home

From the Monkeychild:

• Pull-ups are just like underwear but different.
• My dragon is the same colour as not the other dragon.
• I can't eat any more, I'm filled.
• Just tell me without remembering.
• Robots can fall down, you know. If you take the key out, they fall down on their metal bum.
• I want some water to drink in bed, but in a juice box, not a glass, because then I'd have to wake up to drink it.
• Dad, stop making that noise. I'm trying to make coffee here.
• Yes or no? Yes or no? Just tell me yes or no. I'll give you a hint: nuh-nuh-nuh ... -- Um, no? -- Yes, precisely!