Neu Neu Neuticles

"The revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets"

We discovered these about 5 years ago, when my sister had Murphy The Travellin' Lab fixed, and many hours of hilarity ensued.

I revisited the site recently, and discovered that it's only gotten better with age. From the FAQ:

My vet said Neuticles are not ethical. Is that true?

We feel the removal of a God given body part - leaving a male pet looking unwhole after the traditional form of neutering is not only unethical but unnatural.

So removing a God given body part is unethical, but replacing it with a wholly synthetic substitute isn't?

Is one Neuticles model better than the other?

Each Neuticles model is equally superior.

Huh?

Some pets develop scar tissue ... the way to eliminate potential development is to gently massage the Neuticles weekly.

Aren't there laws against that? Talk about puppy love ...

Will my pet retain those 'nasty' male habits?

Like hogging the remote and leaving the seat up?

The number one reason to neuticle your pet? Rush Limbaugh says "Neuticles are just plain neat!"